Hey y’all, youse using you a big bunch of words that the average fella don’t understand. REST, SOAP, PUT, GET, POST, COUCH? WHAT?

The only time I use these words is when I come home from work, I do stuff like

Tell ma wife to GET me a beer, fall on the COUCH, PUT my legs on the table, check if I got any new POST, switch to channel RPC to see what game is on. And when it’s time to sleep, go put on some SOAP, before I go to the bed and REST.

Johnny McBob McCormick, August 15, 2008 4:04 AM